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slothtier:

ultrafunnypictures:

How I imagine college students during finals

As a college student I can confirm that is exactly how college students are during finals

slothtier:

ultrafunnypictures:

How I imagine college students during finals

As a college student I can confirm that is exactly how college students are during finals

(via childlikeseamstress)

stardrawing:

tastefullyoffensive:

Don’t drink and derive.

fucck, no, fuck this, nope, fuck shut the fuck, nope, goodbye, nope

stardrawing:

tastefullyoffensive:

Don’t drink and derive.

fucck, no, fuck this, nope, fuck shut the fuck, nope, goodbye, nope

(via cephalopodvictorious)

minxiekitten:

raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!

(via firecrackerboi)

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earthwoolfire:

#knitting #crochet #yarn #wool #stash #craft #earthwoolfire #southsea #portsmouth #uk #handmade  (at Earth Wool and Fire Yarn Dept)

earthwoolfire:

#knitting #crochet #yarn #wool #stash #craft #earthwoolfire #southsea #portsmouth #uk #handmade (at Earth Wool and Fire Yarn Dept)

nagai13:

I watched The Lion King with audio commentaries, it just made me see how more wonderful and amazing this movie was! ♥

(via traveltowardsunrise)

strykeroptic:

miss-evening:

komeada420:

deathpoolquinn:

madhatterin221b:

'girls don't have to clear their internet history'

let me explain you a thing

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what

And this:

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Because we don’t watch porn. We read it.

And our minds are our 1080p HD full screens.

With good acting

(via atlanteanwhovian)

fuck-benedict-cumberbatch:

oeve-at-221b:

my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you:

albus—tumbledore:

32, 613 people understand this. Please explain


What?

nobody say a word

fuck-benedict-cumberbatch:

oeve-at-221b:

my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you:

albus—tumbledore:

32, 613 people understand this. Please explain

What?

nobody say a word

(Source: maastrictian, via rospergs)

  • parents: okay we will be home at 11 o'clock!
  • clock: 11:01
  • me: they're dead i'm alone i need to start my orphan life now