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mygirlfriendattempts:

You can find the rest here

I have this game. It is great.

WHY IS THERE NO MAC VERSION DAMNIT

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royaltyspeaking:

How to tell if it was a gunshot or fireworks: gunshots don’t echo, fireworks do. 

thaNK YOU SO MUCH

the fact that anyone might commonly need to know this terrifies me

clearly you’re not from america

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coolerthantheaveragejoe:

nagittokomaeda:

i dont actually have a personality ive just sucked up the personalities of all my favorite characters from when i was about 6 up until now 

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drunktrophywife:

Who could honestly say this to their mom without getting knocked into the next dimension

drunktrophywife:

Who could honestly say this to their mom without getting knocked into the next dimension

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Does anyone have any advice on a K1P1 rib for the sole/instep of a sock. Like does it feel better, have better cushion than plain stockinette, etc?

pottermorehousepride:

Hufflepuff Emblem
(it was way too wordy in the actual house description, so I took it upon myself to paraphrase.)

pottermorehousepride:

Hufflepuff Emblem

(it was way too wordy in the actual house description, so I took it upon myself to paraphrase.)

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Duuuuuddddddeee. This duffel has like stiff, moveable divider flaps on the inside. YESSSS.

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I’m partially packing for Spain and dear god I have a lot of sweaters for someone who lives in florida.

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embroideredcupcake:

Damn straight there’s a Bisexual Agenda.

It’s to replace all cars with trained pterodactyls by 2025.

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