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imogenfere:

Are you fucking kidding me?

http://yarn-over.tumblr.com/post/82923203394/confusedauthor-the-first-time-the-second

yarn-over:

confusedauthor:

The First Time:

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The Second Time:image

daww xD for me first time was so funny! i was 9 or 10 and i was using wooden sticks for knitting with my favorite friend then x’D she was so cool! 2 years younger than me yet she almost did know how to knit socks with 6 needles!…

(via speckldgiraffe)

  • Me: oh thats cute
  • *checks price tag*
  • Me: no its not

charlesoberonn:

Things I should be doing: Writing

Things I am doing: Imagining random shit from the story I want to write without actually thinking them through and then forgeting about them.

(via verdigrisvagabond)

davidandthat:

surprisingly accurate.

davidandthat:

surprisingly accurate.

(via zapurr)

  • Melissa: Hey so if Powerade gives you power does Gatorade turn you into a gator?
  • Allie: I don't know... Just look at me.
  • Melissa: .....
  • Allie: I drink Gatorade.
  • Melissa: ..........
  • Allie: I'm not an... Allie-gator
  • Melissa: Goddammit.

*11

cephalopodvictorious:

Being an adult is fucking terrifying. Everything moves too quickly to a beat I can’t hear, and nobody’s taught me the steps, and now I have to jump in and not fall flat on my face. I do not like this ride, I want off.